lawncare

Operator:Cutting edge lawncare how may I help you?
Customer:How much do you charge?
Operator: For YOU $250
Customer:That's way too much
Operator: You asked rude so I answered rude
Cusomer: "click"
Operator:Hello? Well fuck you then...

lawncare by TALC November 16, 2006

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Jp Lawncare

Lawn care service created by Josh Murray and Patrick Pickney in a Father Ryan art class in 2009. Has been named to the top 10 lawncare companies in the southeast by southern living. They are so good that john deere gives them free equipment.

LSI did a shitty job on my yard, i wish we had Jp lawncare.

Jp Lawncare by Pick 18 March 30, 2010

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lawncare • Jp Lawncare • Lawncrest

lawn care

trimming up the "private" areas

I saw Julie at the pool today, she looked good, but needs to do some lawn care before she wears that bikini again.

lawn care by bajabeetle November 2, 2008

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Lawncrest

The most gangsta hood in Northeast Philly

I'm from lawncrest bitch

Lawncrest by Nep19120 May 14, 2021

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Lawn Care

Stupid thing you do only to make money

Wanna go do some Lawn Care.
Fuck no.

Lawn Care by stupidwordsguy September 21, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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