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samsung phone 

a peice oh shit. if a kid in school has a samsung, turn and run. hide. stay away. he or she is probably planning a school shooting. they will gang up with other samsung users because no one else will be their friend. their parents hate them.
“damn, carly, does that new kid jimmy there have a samsung phone?”
“oh shit, he does. hurry and run, we’re going to get aids!”
samsung phone by askrtskrtskrt February 26, 2019
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Urban Phone Book 

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.
Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.
Urban Phone Book by Kugeln March 18, 2019
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Milk phone 

When your phone battery gets down to 1% or 2%
Yeah buddy I'll give you a buzz here shortly.

You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!
Milk phone by Maxwell65 June 3, 2019

Finger phone 

The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.
Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.
Finger phone by Licensed_Nerd July 15, 2019

Food phone passing

Vitto blend my food up and then put it in a straw then put the straw up to ur phone speaker then the food will come to me

Mums Phone 

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy
Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up
Mums Phone by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Banana phone 

A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.
Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?