2 definitions by I suck dick for a living

Banana phone

A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.

Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019

Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.

Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019