Two Chromosomes Short of Hillbilly

Used to describe someone who looks as if they possess lower than average intelligence can be male or female of any age – usually found in clapped out Novas around McDonalds car parks and council estates. Can be combined with many other insults -

WARNING – If using insult directly to face – please remember they will not understand the word chromosome – or the word two –

See mouth breather

“Christ! – Look at the mouth breather in the Elisabeth Duke Clown necklace – she looks two chromosomes short of hillbilly”

Two Chromosomes Short of Hillbilly by Andy The Great July 21, 2003

Bloomfield Hills 

A city in Michigan where drugs, sex, alcohol, and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, go to Somerset on weekends, Old Woodward, Bham, and the Palladium (overcrowded with middle schoolers in the summer), Shops at the Top, a bar on every corner(hookah), sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals (+ the public schools that hate them all). Houses that wrap around an entire street. Where there are more country clubs than banks, and porche driving soccer moms popping their collars, and no one gives a shit about the West Coast (even though a winter home is nice). 16 yr olds get mustangs for their first cars and our addiction is popularity. The girls for the most part are pretty bitchy, but hot. Everyone has a northface at age 5...located in oakland county- THE REAL OC BITCHESS, designer anything is the way to go

i like your range rover, youre a bloomfield hills kid huh?

Bloomfield Hills by doobies4u November 18, 2005

fountain hills 

A small town located in Arizona where 90% of the people are old but the other 10% are spoiled brats. It's okay, though, because they're funny brats with sweet hair. In this magical city, you can get high without the drugs. It has many good features such as rude, unhygenic Subway workers and crazy men who stand outside with turtle whistles. Also, there is a closed down bowling alley, a Be(a)lls, and a wall that continuously gets vandalized with "SMOKE WEEK EVERY DAY."

why the fuck doesn't fountain hills have a movie theatre??

fountain hills by the real ZEST February 17, 2007

Hillsburrito 

A common Oregonian slang term for Hillsboro, Oregon. Due to it's dominant population of Hispanics.

Hey me and Misti went out to Hillsburrito to pick up a couple tacos from a roach coach.

Hillsburrito by JohnnyTwentySix August 24, 2005

hillability 

1. Potential for something to be southern.

2. The status of being southern in nature.

Joe: That rock band has total hillability.

Bobby: Pass me some of your momma's sweet tea, it's got hillability.

hillability by Marc Brubaker August 30, 2008

hilliterate

An illiterate hillbilly which is pretty much all of them

Brain: The bus went to georinga
Dash: It's Georgia your so hilliterate dude

hilliterate by Dash Chain April 3, 2008

Hillbilly Ricadilly 

(hill-bill-ee-rick-uh-dill-ee) n. 1. of, pertaining to, or associated with silly or comical country music. Ridiculous or hilarious country music.

Jane "Hey dude, have you checked out The Cooper Friendly Feel Good Group yet?"

Dick "Yeah, that shit is strait up hillbilly ricadilly yo! I totally love it!"

Hillbilly Ricadilly by The Shizphactory January 13, 2009