Sexually Neutral 

The inability to be aroused at all from stress or from other psychological reasons.

A.So did you two have some "fun" last night?

B.No, she was too stressed or something. Probably sexually neutral. Oh, well.

Sexually Neutral by Basket Monkey February 16, 2009

neutral kitchen footprint 

The amount of mess left in the kitchen by a person, group, or animal. Especially problematical with men, children and dogs. The goal is to be kitchen neutral, where every item taken out of the cupboards, drawers and refrigerator should be returned, eaten or disposed of, creating a neutral effect.

Ryan: Dude, I thought we were going longboarding now. Why are you cleaning up the kitchen?
Zach: My Mom makes us have a neutral kitchen footprint, so I have to clean up the dishes before we go.

neutral kitchen footprint by suzibella January 18, 2012

Neutral 

A word to use when describing someone or something who/which is looking clumsy, silly, dumb, retarded and slow. The pH value of neutral is 7 which read as the Cantonese word 柒 in Cantonese.

Stop being neutral and get on my bed!
Can you not be that neutral...

Neutral by onl9 June 7, 2023

stuck in neutral 

When you get a handjob aka "Stick Shifted" but you can't ejaculate. See also: blue balls

"Hey how did you do with Mary last night?"
"Ah I was stick shifted but I ended up stuck in neutral."

stuck in neutral by Braingrapes April 11, 2017

Shaftic Neutralization 

The chemical reaction that occurs when the acidity of the tip of the penis is fused with a basic household liquid.

When Timmy tried to feed his penis breast milk, Shaftic Neutralization occured.

Shaftic Neutralization by Jackson County November 25, 2006

Neutral Meaness

being mean and rude to someone and they are doing the same thing

Our conversation had a neutral meaness

Neutral Meaness by fatman708can March 11, 2011

Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.

Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.

Reader Neutral by choad al amode May 6, 2019