7 definition by Jackson County

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Sexual intercourse between two metal-based lifeforms.
When Metal Mario drugged Iron Man's beer, Metal Mario performed ironica with him in the alley behind the bar.
by Jackson County November 22, 2006

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When one hides under a table in a Chinese restaurant in an attempt to avoid a bald black man.
My girlfriends saw me hiding under a table when Morgan Freeman entered the bar. They were like, "You be duckin'!"
by Jackson County November 24, 2006

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The process of a mother nursing her children while lying down on a plot of fertile land, on which she squirts some of her milk to nourish it.
When I was growing up, my mom often practiced curdlization on my neighbor's vegetable gardens.
by Jackson County November 24, 2006

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The chemical reaction that occurs when the acidity of the tip of the penis is fused with a basic household liquid.
When Timmy tried to feed his penis breast milk, Shaftic Neutralization occured.
by Jackson County November 24, 2006

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The token black guy in a team of white people. He is often attributed with the failures of the crew.
The black goat accidently farted when he and his companions were exploring a cavern, causing a cave-in that killed all of the people.
by Jackson County November 24, 2006

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When a girl has such a terrible, malignent case of herpes on her buttocks that eventually explodes, creating fresh, delicious POM.
The girl was raped so heartily that her pomegranate ass exploded in a fit of pleasure and curiousity.
by Jackson County November 24, 2006

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The end of a mans penis where the urine is shot
I had a drop of urine on my tipper.
by Jackson County November 24, 2006

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