3 definitions by suzibella

hyperblink

The rapid blinking of a car's turn signals caused by the bulb dying. Meant to alert the driver to replace the bulb, although many people do not know this. Very annoying to those in the car and those in a car behind the hyperblinking car.

Friend 1: Hey--why is your turn signal blinking at rapid speed?

Friend 2: I just have hyperblink 'cause the bulb is dying. Gotta get it fixed.

by suzibella June 18, 2010

Boxtipated

When your email inbox is full and people are aggravated that they can't send you a message

Friend 1: I tried to send you an awesome email but it was returned to sender.

Friend 2: I know--I am really boxtipated right now.

by suzibella October 25, 2008

neutral kitchen footprint

The amount of mess left in the kitchen by a person, group, or animal. Especially problematical with men, children and dogs. The goal is to be kitchen neutral, where every item taken out of the cupboards, drawers and refrigerator should be returned, eaten or disposed of, creating a neutral effect.

Ryan: Dude, I thought we were going longboarding now. Why are you cleaning up the kitchen?
Zach: My Mom makes us have a neutral kitchen footprint, so I have to clean up the dishes before we go.

by suzibella January 13, 2012