Barack Obama
Barack Obama by deeter123 January 16, 2008
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Barack Obama
True definition: 44th President of the United States who was elected in 2009 and reelected in 2012. He was born in Hawaii and has lived in the USA for his entire life. He attended Harvard Law School and became a senator in Illinois. He has tried to introduce better policies to the United States, but the Republican House of Representatives has obstructed him no matter what the bill. For some reason, conservatives try to come up with crazy myths to discredit him.
Right-wing maniac's definition: Socialist Nazi Commie Muslim Fascist book-learnin' dictator terrorist illegal immigrant whose middle name is Hussein like the Muslim terrorist and was born in Kenya. He wants to destroy America and he loves homos, blacks, terrorists, and killing babies. He wants only gays and fags to be able to get married and doesn't want straight regular people to be married. He hates Christians and pretends to be one when he is really a Muslim atheist terrorist. He burns bibles and his wife is really a man. He wants to take away our guns and use them in a military takeover. He hates Israel and wants Muslim terrorists to be able to live there.
Right-wing maniac's definition: Socialist Nazi Commie Muslim Fascist book-learnin' dictator terrorist illegal immigrant whose middle name is Hussein like the Muslim terrorist and was born in Kenya. He wants to destroy America and he loves homos, blacks, terrorists, and killing babies. He wants only gays and fags to be able to get married and doesn't want straight regular people to be married. He hates Christians and pretends to be one when he is really a Muslim atheist terrorist. He burns bibles and his wife is really a man. He wants to take away our guns and use them in a military takeover. He hates Israel and wants Muslim terrorists to be able to live there.
Regular person: Barack Obama could have been a great President if it weren't for the Republican Congress's obstruction.
Right-wing maniac: Is you kiddin' me? That Nazi soshulist commie fashist muslim atheist terrorist homo negro Kenyan illegal immigrant wants to destroy 'murica and let homos get married and have sex and kill innocent babies before there born! And he wants to take my gunz away!
Regular person: You have no factual basis for those insane claims. You don't even know the definition of Nazism, fascism, socialism, communis--
Right-wing maniac: *Shoots rational thinking person with his shotgun
Right-wing maniac: Is you kiddin' me? That Nazi soshulist commie fashist muslim atheist terrorist homo negro Kenyan illegal immigrant wants to destroy 'murica and let homos get married and have sex and kill innocent babies before there born! And he wants to take my gunz away!
Regular person: You have no factual basis for those insane claims. You don't even know the definition of Nazism, fascism, socialism, communis--
Right-wing maniac: *Shoots rational thinking person with his shotgun
Barack Obama by FreeThinker99 August 19, 2013
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Barack Obhudda
Democratic Bhuddists pray to Barack Obhudda
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Yo that Barack Obhudda is tight where dd you get it?
The democratic sector of Tibet!
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Yo that Barack Obhudda is tight where dd you get it?
The democratic sector of Tibet!
Barack Obhudda by Ashton M. March 20, 2008
barack bump
to "bump hands" with someone who is politically suave, thus making you look cool and politically suave to the general public at the same time.
barack bump by TDoug June 10, 2008
Barack is in the White House
A quick way one person (usually black but not limited to black people alone) tells another (again usually black but not limited to black people alone) to behave in a respectable manner or they'll get smacked for acting the fool.
Beavis: I am cornholio!! I need TV for my bung-hole!!!
Butthead: Dude Barack is in the White House!! Don't make me smack you fool
John: <Making a lot of noise while Jesse Ventura is speaking on Fox News>
Wayne: Dude Barack is in the White House be quiet and let me watch Jesse Ventura lay into these fools!!
Butthead: Dude Barack is in the White House!! Don't make me smack you fool
John: <Making a lot of noise while Jesse Ventura is speaking on Fox News>
Wayne: Dude Barack is in the White House be quiet and let me watch Jesse Ventura lay into these fools!!
Barack is in the White House by ShakZulu2000 June 2, 2009
Barack drops
The phenomenon that the stock market drops significantly the day after Barack Obama gives a nationally televised speech.
Barack drops, the stock market falls after his speech; September 09/ 2011 the Dow dropped 355 points after Barack Obama’s Jobs act speech September 08/ 2011.
Barack drops by Livin a van down by the river! September 13, 2011
Barack Friday
Another name for Black Friday, which is the day after the American holiday Thanksgiving. On Barack Friday crazy soccer Moms try to do all their Christmas shopping and usually get into fist fights at Walmart.
Soccer Mom 1: Are you going shopping on Barack Friday?
Soccer Mom 2: Yea, I'm going to get Johnny a new ipod.
Soccer Mom 1: (Punches her in the face) not if your in the hospital
Soccer Mom 2: Yea, I'm going to get Johnny a new ipod.
Soccer Mom 1: (Punches her in the face) not if your in the hospital
Barack Friday by tBanks April 1, 2009