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Meggie/Megan/Darling 

he is a beautiful person who'll you unconditionally. She'll break someone's knees for you! She's the girl you think about all the time. You'll envie her for the rest of your life becaus she is so talented! You wish you could be with her every second of every day and when you're apart you think of her. She makes your heart flutter and gives you shortness of breath. You only wish that you could give back the same love she give to you
She has such passion for the things she loves and when She goes on a tangent about something that doesn't really matter to you she somehow pulls your interest. She has a very good heart so whenever you're down she'll pick you back up again. She has the most beautiful eyes that you could just get lost in they are so full of love. She is so beautiful and you could just sit and look at her no words needed but her voice is so lovely that you want to hear it. Her voice is such a sound and when she starts talking it's always something interesting, even when it's not you could just listen to her talk for hours on end! You'll never get tired of her and even if you do you know you can't live without her. She'll be such a big part of your life, such a big part. She will tell you "I love you" before you go to sleep and you can help but say it back to her because she's so wonderful
She's a rare gift that should be treasured by each and every person who meets her. You'll love her with all your heart because she's yours! she will love you forever and alway
Yassss it's Meggie/Megan/Darling!!

Meggie/Megan/Darling will break you if you hurt her friends

he.drinks.tea.darling 

he.drinks.tea.darling is the best mutual and the best mom in this galaxy i love her 3000
no way dude you’re he.drinks.tea.darling‘s son? That’s so cool

he.drinks.tea.darling is such a fan of Tom Holland i think she’s obsessed

Break My Fingers, Darling 

Its meaning is self explanatory. It can be used in 3 situations:
Either
1 - Never
2 - Always
3 - When you want your darling to break your fingers
1950's Man - "Break My Fingers, Darling!"
1950's Housewife - Okay
1950's Man's fingers get broken
The act of blow drying your junk in a public restroom using the hand drying blowing machine.
Harrison: yo dude, wanna go daring at lunch today?
Ethan: fuck that! im gonna go dare now!
daring by Harryiscool March 13, 2011

Benjamin Darling, the TRUTH 

1. Benjamin Darling NEVER lived on Malaga Island.
2. He purchase Horse Island with his own money.
3. "Maroon Societry" was meant to be a racial slur by the white mainlanders.
4. Only one family was taken from the island.
5. Absolutely NOBODY was killed.
6. NONE were slaves or ever had been.
7. It has been proven the Benjamin Darling was not the son of Capt Sam.
Benjamin Darling, the truth is: he was a well-respected man who lived in Phippsburg, Maine
1. something that he/she uses in a sentence when they want to get in your pants.
2. a word used after amazing sexual events
3. usually someone who is attractive.
4. a chick magnet if its your last name
1. hey darling, what are you doing later tonight?

2. oh darling! that was amazing! how did you do that thing you did?
Darling by jdizzle13 February 3, 2010