Welcome to the beautiful small town of Darrington, which is located in the middle of fucking no where. Get ready for fuck tons of excitement cause this shite of a town is full of rednecks, hillbillies, stones, and the occasional methhead, oh yea we can't forget about the thieves. If ur fats need food stop by the Burger Barn, where the food is expensive and shitty. We also can't forget to tell you about the yearly meltdown where you can have loads of fun and do every drug you've never wanted to do.

So come on down and visit Darrington, where the weed is good and 16 YO's get pregnant.

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