Which seat can I take? 

When one is faced with a situation with two equally difficult choices.

If I take the back seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the front seat. If I sit in the front seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the back seat. Which seat can I take?

Which seat can I take? by N A Q April 4, 2011

he knows which side of his bread is buttered 

He knows where the money comes from, who pays him his livelihood or gives him the most personal gain. Used to describe how money concerns often rules people's decisons despite their feelings or personal opinions. No matter what people pander, they will not bite the hand that feeds.

He may gripe about his boss and talk about starting a new career, but he knows which side of his bread is buttered.

Corporate America may not like Trump's sexist statements, but they will still vote for him because after all, they know which side of their bread is buttered.

he knows which side of his bread is buttered by Shumado January 8, 2017

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all 

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

in the light, which I see

Something an Ars from Bat-Yam would probably swear in, to prove his innocence.
from Hebrew.

"I didn't do it. I swear to you in the light, which I see".

in the light, which I see by phlegmat March 26, 2005

Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie" 

Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.

When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "

Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie" by thegreatandterribledeviledking November 23, 2011

Every which way since Sunday 

When a girl is fucked very athletically all over the house, every day of the week when she first has starts to have sex with her boyfriend

I remember when we first got together, i fucked her every which way since Sunday

Every which way since Sunday by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South. 

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South. by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024