wandering trader 

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.

“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

wandering trader by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021

Mod Warning 

A wide-based way of saying "the person whom this message is directed at is the son of a motherless goat-whore, bred by a small family of black jews who are half-retarded, resulting in the fully retarded offspring at whom this is directed. also, fuck cripples"

"Mod Warning: Please keep sexual and racial slurs out of chat"

Mod Warning by Nignoggin January 22, 2009

Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters

Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!

Gutter gardening by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

The gypsy's warning 

A quiet word to an employee or aquaintance, suggesting that they'd best proceed with caution in respect of their current conduct or attitude, or they may be in for an unpleasant surprise. The details of which aren't actually set out by the giver of the warning, who may or may not have control over their fate.

The guy was certainly out of line, there probably wasn't sufficient grounds for disciplinary action, but he certainly got the gypsy's warning.

The gypsy's warning by Doghouse Riley April 17, 2008

Warning-Track Power 

Contrary to popular belief, warning-track power is NOT a good thing. It is "almost." it is "not-quite." It is the epitome of having enough to excite, without having enough "oomph" too truly hit the "home run."

"Johnny had warning-track power in the bedroom, starting strong, but finishing early."

Warning-Track Power by TBiz March 26, 2007

56k warning 

An internetism that would warn users that what ever they were going to open would slow down their connection, such as a ton of pictures. However, since only 10% of Americans use dial up anymore, the term is of a general use to prenote that there is going to be a lot of content.

Thread title: "Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel (56k warning!)"

56k warning by Agamemnon582bc October 18, 2008

waldening 

(v.) The act of secluding oneself from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, going to a cabin in the woods, and writing.

I grew weary of living a life of quiet desperation, so I tried waldening away my writer's block.

waldening by SovieD May 10, 2014