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undresstimate 

What an employer does when you are being interviewed and they don't see your value as an employee, they just sit across from you and undress you with their eyes.
I was feeling really good about the interview, but I could tell that all the bastard did was undresstimate me. I didn't get the job, but he asked me out for a drink.
undresstimate by Jewely January 14, 2017
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Undeserved Sympathy 

Sympathy that is actually deserved because most wealthy homes are cesspools of abuse and alcoholism. But because the world believes when your rich you have everything, rich kids often don't obtain the sympathy they deserve.
Undeserved Sympathy: sympathy which should really be granted to the rich but is not due to shallow jealousy

I'm sorry we'll be in Aspen this week. Why don't you call your friends and ask them to come over.

Translation: I'm sorry we have the money to continue our search for entertainment instead of doing the job we're supposed to do in raising you. Why don't you look to others for your self esteem and nurturing.

We're going to the Reads Charity event, if you want something, Helda can make it for you.

Translation: Once again, we won't be home for nice dinners and family cooked meals, instead we'll leave you a kitchen full of food that has to be cooked and you can spend the evening listening to how much our staff doesn't like us.

I'll get you a job.

Translation: We weren't home or sober enough to make sure you learned the coping skills you'd need to survive in the world, so we'll call a friend and get you employment which will pay well but leave you souless because in your heart of hearts you'll know you don't deserve it.

I married a younger woman/man.

Translation: I didn't need respect from society because I have money, so I picked myself out a nice prostitute to be your stepmother.

Unpressurful 

a copyrighted Madison Clarke word meaning: the absence of pressure
aww that guy is so unpressurful
Unpressurful by KalbNanners May 21, 2011

Underserved 

Consuming enough alcoholic beverages to legally be considered under the influence but not so much as to comfortably act a fool and/or hit on or be hit on by undesirable members of the opposite sex
I had to call a cab last night at the bar, but I totally wasn't even buzzed!! I think I was underserved.
Underserved by calihog August 10, 2009

Don't dress to undress 

This is used when you ask someone on a friendly date, and want to let them know that there is no chance that the two of you will be having sex afterwards.
Sally: Hey John, wanna come with me to the Canadian High Commission tonight? They're screening a Canadian film there.

John: Uh, cool. What's the setup there, like what should I wear?

Sally: I'm not entirely sure, but don't dress to undress, I need to be somewhere else at half past nine.

visually undress 

mentally disrobing someone nearby, imaging unclothed 'prime parts' -"there HAS to be some sweet stuff hiding under all those clothes"!!
john and sean began to visually undress the statuesque female strutting by

nearly 'juicing' over the spectrum, ron continued visually undressing the passer by

a nude beach trip totally derailed his/her tendency to visually undress

Undeserved

If people have undeserved things and you accept that as an inevitably; why, then, would you try to prevent me (or anyone for that matter) from acquiring something I don't deserve?
Hym "You know, I think some of the contempt that is levied at me is undeserved... I am great and should be lauded for my dialogical screenwriting prowess."
Undeserved by Hym Iam July 18, 2022