Toob 

To masturbate on a Zoom call. Progressive form: Toobin. Past tense: Toob'd.

The New Yorker staff fired Jeffrey Toobin for Toobin on an election simulation Zoom call after he misread the event as an erection stimulation call.

Toob by Nicholas D October 20, 2020

toob 

very selective name for a fat ass with a fat head. shorter version of a sausage toob, the rolls on a fat persons head look like a sausage toob.

Hey look at that fat ass, his head looks like a sausage toob.

toob by dewade123 November 14, 2009

toob 

1. The male penis. 2. The television.

"Sally laid a hummer on my toob the other night while I was watching the toob."

toob by Anonymous December 5, 2002

toob 

noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

I think I left my toob in the truck.

Anyone wanna toob this weekend?

The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.

toob by Marissa McCottry July 23, 2006

toob 

A penis, schlong, anything relating to a male's... organ.

He had a 7' penis, in other words, a 7 inch toob.

toob by S October 13, 2004

Toob 

The noticeable of absence of boobs. Taken boobs -> toobs.

"I reached over and attempted to grab his chest, only to find toobs"

Toob by Fysiske November 27, 2019

toob 

Toob can be a unisex name. Toobs are very creative and like to have a lot of fun. They are on another level of humor. Never even try to fight a Toob. They usually have a close friend group who will fight for them. Toobs are super charming and gorgeous people. They like to help other people and will bright your mood immediately.

That's my friend Toob. They also go by Toobie.

toob by toobiiiiieeeeeee July 31, 2020