Toid 

It's a fun way of saying Turd

Yes I was toid

I do read, Toid

Toid by GooseBoil March 9, 2021

toid 

A work for the female genitatla. Simialr to Poonanie and poonan

"oh man my toid is itchy"

"shes upset cuz she couldn't get the tampon up her toid"

toid by ve03h May 3, 2005

toid whore 

someone who eats all your altoids. very excessively without restraint. a whore for mints.

You're such a toid whore!

toid whore by emmaaleeee April 22, 2011

toid with 

Fucked with

This life is not a game to be toid with.

toid with by Suck my clit August 15, 2017

mal-toid 

someone who constantly does stupid things or is rather clutzy , acts bizzare, in other words a mal humanoid (not by any medical condition- just personal actions) and can be rather entertaining !!!

that guy is such a mal-toid he tries to impress woman, falls down like an idiot. or someone who makes faces or does body jestures with the hopes of being funny or impressive when in fact he is a mal-toid and looks rather foolish.

mal-toid by realyred1 December 9, 2008

Hoi Toid 

It is a colonial accent used by residents of Harker's Island and Ocrakoke Island , in the outer banks of North Carolina. To the ears of one unfamiliar with the sound of this regional dialect, the speakers sound either deaf or mildly handicapped. To the speaker, watching the expression change of the face of a first-time listener , is priceless and also a factor in "turning up" the degree of accentuation.

Hoi Toiders can't wait for the fall to arrive, and the tourists to go on home

Hoi Toid by MikeLeppo January 17, 2020

The Online Insult Disease (TOID) 

(TOID sounds funny.) The overuse of insults you commonly see on YouTube comment sections, or arguments on Facebook. Such words as fag, bitch, pussy, queer, ho, (sometimes) nigga, lame-ass, dumb ass, dick, and a ton of others can probably be named, but there's too many, because people have such an amazing vocabulary, even though most of them spell like kindergartners. Also, when faced with a good comeback, they either:
1. Say the exact same words they used again.
2. Say stupid, having nothing else to say.
OR
3. Close the browser window, obviously feeling defeated.

TOID victim: ur a fag.

Smart Person: A fag is a bundle of sticks.

TOID victim: shut the fuk up dumbazz niqqa.

Smart Person: Dang. You're pretty old for a 2nd Grader...

TOID victim: ur stoopid. *closes browser window*

The Online Insult Disease (TOID) that you'll probably see mainly on YouTube.

The Online Insult Disease (TOID) by The One Called...Nevermind... April 26, 2014