toid

A work for the female genitatla. Simialr to Poonanie and poonan

"oh man my toid is itchy"

"shes upset cuz she couldn't get the tampon up her toid"

by ve03h May 03, 2005

lobster

Any of several edible marine crustaceans of the family Homaridae, especially of the genus Homarus, having stalked eyes, long antennae, and five pairs of legs, the first pair of which is modified into large pincers.
basically a big red long thing with pinchers that people eat.

oh mang, that lobster i had for diner was gooood.

by ve03h July 15, 2008

unrequinted love

unreturned love - when you like/love someone who doensn't like/love you back.

"im so sad ______ doesn't like me"

by ve03h May 07, 2005

wack-ass

defining some ridiculous event.

yo some wack ass lady broke my skateboard and nearly killed coon.

by ve03h May 04, 2005

halar

a short verison of halarious. orriginated in a cuban jacuzzi.

"did you see her fall down the stairs? it was HALAR!"

by ve03h June 12, 2005

your moms face

A combination of your momand your face. is the most unbeatable of the two unbeatable comebacks.

person 1: your ugly
person 2: you face
person 1: you mom!
person 2: your moms FACE!

by ve03h May 08, 2005

ufa

A abreviation for Ursula Frankin Academy, a terrible alternitive high school with fugly uniforms and extreemly foregin sadistic science teachers.
gives huge projects in april and has an insane fat italian vice principal who does the acutual principals job becasue she is to hopped up on advil and codine to speak a work. most students are guitar and/or hacky sack playing hash smoking hippies, grungy punks, wangsters, and sluts with the occational emostitute.

"you go to UFA? you fucking asshole"
"ufa is TERRIBLE"
"fucking ufa hippes"

by ve03h May 03, 2005