Definitions by ve03h

lobster

Any of several edible marine crustaceans of the family Homaridae, especially of the genus Homarus, having stalked eyes, long antennae, and five pairs of legs, the first pair of which is modified into large pincers.
basically a big red long thing with pinchers that people eat.

oh mang, that lobster i had for diner was gooood.

lobster by ve03h July 15, 2008

halar 

a short verison of halarious. orriginated in a cuban jacuzzi.

"did you see her fall down the stairs? it was HALAR!"

halar by ve03h June 12, 2005

your moms face 

A combination of your momand your face. is the most unbeatable of the two unbeatable comebacks.

person 1: your ugly
person 2: you face
person 1: you mom!
person 2: your moms FACE!

your moms face by ve03h May 8, 2005

unrequinted love 

unreturned love - when you like/love someone who doensn't like/love you back.

"im so sad ______ doesn't like me"

unrequinted love by ve03h May 7, 2005

wack-ass 

defining some ridiculous event.

yo some wack ass lady broke my skateboard and nearly killed coon.

wack-ass by ve03h May 4, 2005

toid 

A work for the female genitatla. Simialr to Poonanie and poonan

"oh man my toid is itchy"

"shes upset cuz she couldn't get the tampon up her toid"

toid by ve03h May 3, 2005

ufa 

A abreviation for Ursula Frankin Academy, a terrible alternitive high school with fugly uniforms and extreemly foregin sadistic science teachers.
gives huge projects in april and has an insane fat italian vice principal who does the acutual principals job becasue she is to hopped up on advil and codine to speak a work. most students are guitar and/or hacky sack playing hash smoking hippies, grungy punks, wangsters, and sluts with the occational emostitute.

"you go to UFA? you fucking asshole"
"ufa is TERRIBLE"
"fucking ufa hippes"

ufa by ve03h May 3, 2005