2 definitions by MikeLeppo

Hoi Toid

It is a colonial accent used by residents of Harker's Island and Ocrakoke Island , in the outer banks of North Carolina. To the ears of one unfamiliar with the sound of this regional dialect, the speakers sound either deaf or mildly handicapped. To the speaker, watching the expression change of the face of a first-time listener , is priceless and also a factor in "turning up" the degree of accentuation.

Hoi Toiders can't wait for the fall to arrive, and the tourists to go on home

by MikeLeppo January 17, 2020

Grumby

A turd that attaches itself to the inside of the toilet,so that post-flush there are still significant smudges on the porcelain

Oh man,whoever just crapped in here left the gnarliest grumby,there’s a peanut trying to float free

by MikeLeppo January 26, 2018