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Tar Baby 

A black, sticky turd, typically small and taking an unusual amount of effort to excrete, which sticks to the toilet bowl and resists flushing.
Tom was on toilet for almost an hour and all he had to show for it was one nasty tar baby when he realized there was no toilet brush in the bathroom.
Tar Baby by @WhoaBigBill April 27, 2021

tar baby 

A Tar baby is a person that scams & fights & TRIES to turn around a situation with Lies, Alibis, Denial, Blame Switching, & Accusations of Racism. Best to avoid them, & their prickly stickiness. Do not show major fear as you TRY to avoid or ease away. Do NOT get excited, loud, or use the word they so rightfully Deserve.
I had already backed out of my parking spot, & this tar baby backed out without looking, & ran into my car. She started screaming it was my fault.
tar baby by Swisher rolled tight October 14, 2020

tar baby 

an extremely offensive word created in slave-days to make a black person feel inferior
tar baby by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Tar Baby 

A male/female that's skin color resembles tar.
Damn if that ain't a "tar baby" I don't know what is.
Tar Baby by Derian The Great November 18, 2004

tar baby 

A self-proclaimed University of North Carolina (UNC) fan.
That tar baby only likes UNC because they win the championship every other year.
tar baby by Ebenezer Scrotum February 5, 2008

Tar Baby 

Someone who looks like they're half alive or too high to even function, they're sunken in and skinny.
Have you talked to him lately?

No, he's turned into a tar baby.
Tar Baby by lightyear09 June 30, 2010