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wood staffing 

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.
Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
wood staffing by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019

marshmallow stuffing 

The act of inserting a fluffy sticky soft candy into the anus in any amount to be dissolved in the colon before anal sex/masturbation to purge the lower bowels of all fecal matter. After purged, it can be done again to fill the colon with a clear sticky fluid for the enjoyment of others. Marshmallows are a powerful laxative. Marshmallow stuffing should not be done by diabetics or anyone else concerned with blood sugar. Should be done in moderation to avoid pooping yourself at work.
I stuffed 6 campfire marshmallows (marshmallow stuffing) about 30 minutes ago and I can't hold them anymore!

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
Like tripping , to be be outlandish in any way
Peter: The Warriors are a playoff team
Jamie: Homie, you’re spifflin, I don’t know what you’re on
Spifflin by loiz December 25, 2019

Stirlingite 

A Stirlingite. A person supporting Lindsey Stirling. having the largest fan group known to Youtube, Facebook and Twitter. These dedicated followers of the amazing hip-hop, rock, dubstep violinist Lindsey Stirling go to extreme lengths to 'KSLL' (Keep spreading Lindsey's love). Every official Stirlingite has suffered from the disease of Stirlingitis, unfortunately an incurable disease but no one's complained about it yet. Being in the Stirlingite family is a decision no one could every regret.
Random Stirlingite1: "Hey, thanks for the add... but do I know you?"
Random Stirlingite2: No, but you're a Stirlingite, so am I, we're already mutual friends!"
Random Stirlingite1: "OH! Great! KSLL Stirlingite!"
Stirlingite by ToniSweden February 3, 2013

yelling and sniffing 

A kid-friendly term to sensor the word "yiffing." First used by MatPat and Stephanie on GTLive to make Dayshift at Freddy's slightly more appropriate.
Mat: Time to yiff the fox!
Steph: Don't do it, Matthew. No yelling and sniffing of the Foxy allowed.