Stifling

Verb. The act of preventing an unwanted bowel motion.

Steven: Why are walking funny?
Tom: I am stifling. Have to find a shitter ASAP.

by konther February 21, 2015

Stifling

To stiffle - to attempt to conceal a huge mound or erection originating from ones crotch.
Trying to conceal an erection.
Jeans Stifle erections well, but hurt.

HE'S STIFLING!
Look at those jeans, they'd b good stiflers!

by Adam & Tom September 27, 2004

stifle

A word used by Jim Brown to tell his students to shut up!

"George, stifle yourself before I flog you with a keyboard!"

by Iceman May 28, 2004

Stifle

A not too common phrase, frequently used by Archie Bunker on "All in the Family," usually directed to his wife, Edith. A more modern translation would be a simple "shut up." this is one of the many famous catchphrases and taglines used by Archie Bunker. Another popular one would be the nickname he gave his son inlaw: Meathead.

Edith: Oh, Archie!!! Let me tell you....
Archie: Edith, stifle yourself.

by poppolo July 01, 2010

stifle

A word used by professors to tell their undergrads to close their flapping holes.

STIFLE, Rodriquez! Do I need to kick your ass?

by Rodriquez April 16, 2005

Stifle

The act of stifling. I.e. to suprress bowel motion.

Kid: Hey mum I need to take a dump.
Mum: Stifle it til we get home.

by konther February 21, 2015

stifle

to drink something, especially beer, in hurried fashion. originally derived from the noun Stifling Helmet, a homemade beer bong whose name came from a line in the hit motion picture "300."

Jon just stifled 2 Natty's in 5 seconds! Damn!

by Drinking Comittee June 12, 2007