Soup Sandwich 

A kid that lives across from me that has complete and utter disregard for personal hygiene, constantly smells of decomposing skin and bacteria, eats ogre style, leaving his hands drenched in ranch dressing, never cleans his laundry and wears filthy clothing. This individual does not have the ability to interact well with others due to his slow slurred speech, and wandering eyes. This individual is balding, and the hair he does have, resembles animal fur. He is truly "lost in the sauce"

"Dude, you have ranch dressing all over you hands and face! Your a complete soup sandwich!"

Soup Sandwich by Bob Sakamano April 28, 2005

Soup Sandwich 

A slang street/prison term used to describe the softness in a person who is supposed to be "Stand-up" or "Solid" and clearly, is not.

Someone is supposed to be a lookout in a particular situation, eg; smuggling, smoking,using drugs, and the individual does not or even worse, rats his friends out, he is 'solid like a soup sandwich'.

Soup Sandwich by carseyjones October 18, 2011

Soup Sandwich 

An unbelievably messy situation. Think literally, two pieces of bread with soup in between.

With 3 ex-boyfriends in the room, the possiblility of a SOUP SANDWICH was high.

Soup Sandwich by Dan Seaberg January 18, 2008

soup sandwich 

Something or someone as screwed up as a mashed potato sandwich.

Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.

soup sandwich by megnao flimpis August 19, 2003

Soup Sandwich 

A soup sandwich can be a very messy cuisine option unless you use a bread bowl in which case is most definitely a sandwich.

cream of broccoli in a whole wheat bread bowl is a Soup sandwich

Soup Sandwich by G-baller June 2, 2011

Soup Sandwich  

a term used to describe a feeling after a particularly heavy night of drinking or drug use. Coined from the title of a song penned by a band called Intox, out of Rochester New York. Also used to describe a persons life that is spinning out of control.

I drank so much last night, I cant get out of bed today, I feel like a soup sandwich.

I cant believe that I saw my ex turning tricks downtown. Her life must be a soup sandwich right about now.

Soup Sandwich by Capellupo December 9, 2007

Soup Sandwich 

Describing one that is incredulously soft

Oh my god JBae I can't believe your reading chicken soup for the teenage soul, your softer than a soup sandwich

Soup Sandwich by Jonathan Bae April 21, 2008