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scooming 

A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.

One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.

Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.

Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
*Man walks into local shop* 'Here Josie, I've got some scoom for you...I saw your mum last night scooming on the church goers. Turns out Mrs Fandan sacrifices cats straight after church and feeds them to her husband. He thinks he's eating chicken.'

Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'
scooming by CarlJay May 1, 2018
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Spooning Corn Fritters 

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.
Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.
She was swooning as she looked through photos of superwholock crossovers, especially the ones with Jensen and the Doctor doing the duckface

Naked spooning 

When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.
Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)
Naked spooning by LLeaky June 7, 2018

poo-spooning 

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)
Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"
poo-spooning by Assy Johnson November 4, 2011
When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)
Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"
Scooting by Douglas Bubbletrousers September 26, 2008