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posiedons kiss 

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole
I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved
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pokie dokie 

Those silly cards your kids collect.
Daddy can we go to Walmart to get some pokie dokie cards.
pokie dokie by Starrtips March 31, 2019

Manic Pixie Dream Girl 

The girl who's smart and perfectly imperfect. She's everything you want but slightly broken and unattainable. Her wild hair and magnetic personality pull you in but you'll never be able to keep her or fix her.
Guy: "Dude, I love Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World."
Girl: "Of course you do; she's a manic Pixie Dream girl."

pokie signaling 

When a woman goes without her bra so that her nipples poke through her blouse or sweater, and asks her guy in, she is engaging in pokie signaling. This is an invitation to some kind of intimacy, from petting to coitus.
"It's kind of cool, and my nips are up. I'm doing a little subtle pokie signaling."

Podxiety 

The anxiousness caused by an ever-growing list of subscribed Podcasts to listen to
I've got so many podcasts to listen - it's causing me podxiety
Podxiety by Hangman1933 August 31, 2012

Tokie Pokie 

The act of smoking marijuana while having sex.
Dude, I did the tokie pokie with my girl last night.
Tokie Pokie by Joey Kittel November 9, 2009