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socketeering 

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “socketing” the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces
Hey guys, I just invented socketeering!”
“Shut up, Jackson!”
Note: as far as I’m aware this is the only way this word has ever been used in conversation.
socketeering by Gofein March 11, 2021
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Slick Pocketed 

Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female who’s pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.
I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and I’m pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.

rocketeer 

a cool ass superhero that flys around on a rocket pack and kills nazis with a stolen luger
rocketeer by madjack July 13, 2004
This locker room is full of cocketeers.
Cocketeer by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2018

pocketed 

When you accidentally take something from someone else, or someone accidentally took something from you.
"Hey man you pocketed my lighter just now."
"My bad, it's a bad habit"

"When I got home I realized I pocketed your phone, mine looks exactly the same my bad"
"No problem bro"
pocketed by jgross212 June 4, 2013

shrub rocketeer 

Somebody who observes children in play from a suitably-sized herbaceous plant for the purposes of covert masturbatory facilitation. A bush-dodger.
I've got a feeling that Huntley lad might be a bit of a shrub-rocketeer, you know.

Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.
shrub rocketeer by Eddmanyeah December 3, 2003

pocketed 

1) The act of dominating someone in a competative activity.
derived from the idea of sybolically placing an inferior opponent into ones pocket or total control. 2) The act of collecting and securing an object. Usually referring to a valuable item such as currency.
1)Yo did you see how Ro pocketed Ant on Madden?... He's still picking lint out of his hair!
2)I pocketed about six bills on the tickets I sold.
pocketed by Romaine M. July 14, 2006