pocketer

Noun: A person who engages in the process of pocketing. A person who has been pocketed by someone else often chooses to pocket another person in a sort of competition among pocketers who try to steal the most pockets. Pocketers label the pockets which they have stolen and keep them as a sort of trophy.

Jack, Mike, and Kyle are all pocketers trying to steal Neil's pockets.
Jack thinks that he is a better pocketer than Kyle because he has more pockets than Kyle.
Kyle was disappointed after pocketing Tyler because he was not able to keep the pocket.

by Forest Prefontaine May 1, 2008

poly pocketer

Someone (usually white male) who goes and gets laid by dirty, filthy Polynesian woman (the scum of the earth) who are all fat, smelly, hairy and look like men.

James: Tim is such a fucken poly pocketer. did you see him with that filthy fat bitch last night?

Tom: yeah, i dont know how you can enjoy that.

by koonhunter December 15, 2010

pocketrat

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.

A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.

by yorkie stomper April 1, 2008

Pocketfriend

'Pocketfriend', or 'Pocketfrand'.

A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.

Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.

Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.

"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."

"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"

by PocketwifeRachael July 8, 2009

pocketed

Adjective used to describe a person whose shirt pocket has been ripped off in the process of pocketing. Often, someone who has been pocketed also chooses to engage in the process of pocketing others.

Michael was pocketed so many times that he no longer has any pockets on his school uniforms.
Michael is now a pocketer who attempts ensure that others are pocketed because he is jealous of their abundance of pockets.

by Forest Prefontaine May 1, 2008

Slick Pocketed

Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female who’s pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.

I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and I’m pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.

by Dick Onchin May 2, 2020

pocketed

When you accidentally take something from someone else, or someone accidentally took something from you.

"Hey man you pocketed my lighter just now."
"My bad, it's a bad habit"

"When I got home I realized I pocketed your phone, mine looks exactly the same my bad"
"No problem bro"

by jgross212 June 4, 2013