Permed 

A person or place that is beat down or worn out. Someone who is hung over or lacking rest. It can also describe someone getting drunk or partying really hard. It can be said in plural or singular form, both have equal meanings.

"I'm so Permed from last nights drinks I can barely function at work today" "Tonight I'm gonna get my Perm on!" "May the Perm be with you" "Was she cute? Or was she Perm" "

Permed by Drunklando October 13, 2011

Parred 

When someone gets absolutely shut down/rekt

Person 1: "I've had sex plenty of times"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"

Parred by topbantz August 19, 2015

parked a fart 

The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.

Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.

parked a fart by Bald Boy February 18, 2018

Parmeet 

A unique, one of a kind personality, who is destined to be a king or an emperor.

Has great Leadership qualities and Is famous in their workplace.

All the mighty kings were so Parmeet!

Parmeet by jackwind February 14, 2020

Parked in the Alley 

Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.

Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.

Parked in the Alley by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

permed 

Someone who smokes a large amount of weed every day; permafried.

Dan’s so permed he tried paying for his coffee with his driver’s licence.

permed by mangydank April 21, 2018

this isn't where I parked my car 

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

this isn't where I parked my car by ginger87 March 8, 2010