midget 

God's personal punch lines.

Carlos is such a midget, everytime I see him I just wanna laugh.

midget by Sergio Galindo January 11, 2009

midget 

often referred to as 'elfitis' midgets are defined as being vertically challenged and the center of most perverse porno films with low quality.

I just saw a 'midget' in a jar of jelly with 2 fat women

midget by reveal October 4, 2007

midget 

Modern-day "dwarves".

"Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass."
-me

"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me

midget by Dave June 21, 2004

midget 

midgets, the perfect object to punt into a wall

that midget stole me gold!!!

midget by Pakidz December 8, 2006

Midget 

A very small person who lives amongst us. They can be of any age or gender however they are tiny and petite for whatever age they may be.

Midget can also be used as an offence against dwarfs but this is rearely used.

Person 1: You are such a legit midget.
Person 2: I know, I am so tiny!

Midget by I💖building March 7, 2015

midget 

noun-a being which packs twice the sexiness of a normal human into a considerably smaller frame.

Unlike monkeys, midgets are eye level to everything good in life.

midget by Anonymous August 1, 2003

midget 

small but perfectly formed (no offence, but completely different to dwarves) and yes, we certainly do kick ass!

midget means beautiful diminutive creature,fantastic friend, fearsome enemy, less than 5' but can make a giant quiver in bed or in battle!

midget by minimidge July 14, 2006