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magnetism 

The belief that when you die, your soul sticks to the nearest refrigerator.
Magnetism requires the greatest devotion. Many are cold, but few are frozen.
magnetism by FionnSilverwolf April 5, 2016
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Manuerism 

A sudden and catastrophic collapse of a person's perceived masculinity.
Lou suffered a major manuerism when he was observed walking his girlfriend's Pomeranians.
Manuerism by dickbagge June 10, 2009

malemism 

1. An outrageous, offensive, insensitive and retarded statement.

2. One of such statements made by (not so youthful) ANC Youth League boss Julius Malema.

3. The South African equivalent of a Bushism.
Some examples of malemisms are:

"We will kill for Zuma"
"We shall rule until Jesus returns"
"I only debate with serious political youth"
"We must intensify the struggle to eliminate the remnants of counter-revolution."(he said this one at a funeral)
"Forces that are opposed to our revolution are still here. We must change the management of this university and also the lecturers." (this despite the fact that he failed matric, and never went to university himself)
malemism by George McBob April 29, 2009

Midnight Magnetism 

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.
I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

camel toe magnetism 

the powerful force pulling a guys eyes toward a camel toe.
i couldn't even see what color that hotties hair was because she had such powerful camel toe magnetism.
slang word for "Masculism"; belief of men's rights and defending the male image from the extremist views of feminist groups. The opposite of Feminism; the male's version of Feminisim
Maleism; slang term used in place of Masculism; belief in the superiority of men; "He's displaying signs of Maleism"
Maleism by Ale Kataz January 23, 2009