Hacked and Mangled 

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

Hacked and Mangled by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Mangledesh 

A fictitious location you are attempting to travel to when embarking on a drunken bender.

"You have your boarding pass?"

"Check, one way ticket to Mangledesh! Here I come"

Mangledesh by chet_woolery January 29, 2010

mangled 

To have handed all control of your bodily functions over to the mischievous leprechaun in the top pocket of your shirt. He now controls you and he likes it when you slap women's asses and subsequently get thrown out of nightclubs. In other words, it means to get FUCKED UP DRUNK.

'Man, last night the Manglator truly achieved total manglation after bonging that crate of Bud... there's still particles of his projectile vomit in his hair.

mangled by The Manglator September 21, 2004

Manged 

To get rejected by someone of the opposite gender.

Hey, I heard you got manged last night. Sorry to hear about that.

Manged by King Snitz August 27, 2018

mangled umbrella 

steve, ellie parks's mangled umbrella that she hung in her hair.

ellie parks: do you like steve, my mangled umbrella?
person: ya

mangled umbrella by hatchet-wielding nerd March 11, 2020

Mangled 

a distorted state in which the mind/body experiences uncommon feelings. Results from alcohol, drugs, beatings, etc. Can be used in present tense also.

Dragon knew he was mangled after he drank the entire keg - by himself - in 3 hours.

Mangled by Laura December 3, 2003

mangled 

when u fucked up way past ur limit of drugs

damn i am stright up MANGLED off that liquor and crack

mangled by matt the mole December 28, 2005