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Instaposer 

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**
Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...
Instaposer by timentes May 29, 2017
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A guy who is used solely by his girlfriend as her personal Instagram photographer.

Often seen holding a camera while his girlfriend strikes numerous poses and tells him which shots to take.

The next step from a boyfriend whose girlfriend is constantly taking selfies.
John came back from holiday having been totally instazoned by his girlfriend. He spent more time looking at her through a camera than actually enjoying himself.

I think I’m in the instazone. All she wants is more pictures.
instazone by Traveler2018 February 22, 2018

instabonerific 

It's all in the name. Something so goddamn hot you instantly get a boner. Just one look and BOING!
Megan Fox is totally instabonerific!

Susan Boyle is so not instabonerific....
instabonerific by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009

Insta-boner

Something/someone/ some action so intensely attractive the viewer immediately has an erection.
dude, when i saw that picture i got a mega Insta-boner
Insta-boner by uhohspgettioh March 11, 2009

insta-boner

When Dylan saw that picture of a naked man, he got an "insta-boner"
insta-boner by Alex M November 1, 2006

Insta-boner

A stiffy obtained merely from seeing a bangin chick.
Phil: "Dude, Denise gave me such an insta-boner last night!"
Connor: "Dude thats my mom!"
Insta-boner by Aakash P December 27, 2011

instarone 

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig
This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".
instarone by beatdapuss July 13, 2017