hornswoggle

The act of masturbating, or the ejaculatory fluid from masturbating, or the the act of ejaculating.

"I hornswoggled on my girlfriend's face last night"

"There seems to be hornswoggle on my bedsheets"

"My mother caught me hornswoggling last night in my bedroom"

hornswoggle by browny57 January 14, 2009

Hornswoggler 

A Hornswoggler is a person who lies, cheats and deceives. A liar

The Hornswoggler promised to clean the swamp when elected and to never take a vacation.

Hornswoggler by Velobill November 2, 2019

hornswagger dumpling whore 

a person who is a whore/hoe but says, "Hornswagger dumpling!"

Rob: "The lady rejected me, hornswagger dumpling!"
Bob: Shut the fuck up, whore! You're suck a hornswagger dumpling whore!

hornswagger dumpling whore by NoobingAroundTheUrban June 1, 2023

hornswaggled 

to be robbed by a close friend unexpectadly

man, that nigga irkz horswaggled me last night fo that chronic sak

hornswaggled by nick April 19, 2004

Hornswoggle

1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.

Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.

Hornswoggle by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

hornswaggled 

absolutely flabbergasted; in shock

"deftones is so mid."
"i'm absolutely hornswaggled. jaw-dropped. in shock. flabbergasted."

hornswaggled by luxeejoy November 7, 2022

Hornswaggled 

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.

"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"

"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"

Hornswaggled by elky999 March 6, 2009