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Hoakism is the way of serious game design. It involves discussions about vection and relative scale.
It also serves as a constant reminder not to be RUDE, HOSTILE or IMMATURE. For any hoakist it is also important to stress important words by writing with orange.
Having a large vocabulary can also be beneficial to the aspiring hoakist.
Above all else, it is important to remember the days when NS:CO had well above 300 servers and millions of fans.
quote "It's unfortunate that game design can't be discussed on these forums by some of the people that have in fact poured hundreds and even thousands of hours into the mod -- without being spammed, insulted, or broadsided with Troll Posts..." this is true hoakism
hoakism by Vectionade January 24, 2006
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Honkshoe 

The noise you make when you snore.
Your grandma was Honkshoes way too much dude!
Honkshoe by Voodooray June 2, 2010
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Smelling Bicycle saddles and seats that people have just got up off of.
Bina:See That Dude over there, don't go near him he comes to this pub every night and goes bo honkin.

Rebecca:Urrgh
Bo Honkin by Binaa January 27, 2009
From the german word "Hupen" which translates into honks but also into titties.
You to hot chick: "Hey, show honks"
She: "Eww, thats gross!!!"
honks by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

Hönksz'd 

When a 10/10 girl asks you out, and you come up with a really bad excuse why you can't fuck her right than and there.
Friend: How did last night go?

Girl: I've been Hönksz'd. That's the third time this week.

Friend1: What is Carl doing?

Friend2: Don't mind him, he's just Hönkszing.
Hönksz'd by Zsicikli April 30, 2021

Bull Honksworth 

A stronger, harsher version of bullshit often bellowed when an unbelievable or otherworldly claim is made in your vicinity. Not to be confused with "Hogwash".

Also referred to as Bull Honks, Honksworth, or Honks.
Example 1
Friend 1: Dude, I would destroy you in a 1v1.

Friend 2: Bull Honksworth!!!

Example 2
"That's Honks, I shot that guy like 10 times!"
a derogatory term for a Caucasian person.
there are three main theories for the origin of the word:
1. the word originated from the practice of white males wishing to hire African-American prostitutes in the 1920's, and going to the appropriate part of town while honking their car horns to attract the whores. Some versions state that the reason for this was that the white men were too afraid to actually stop in those neighborhoods, so the honking would bring the hookers to them. Others say that since few African-Americans could afford cars back in that time, the honking signaled a higher-paying white client and would quickly gain the prostitutes' attention.
2. the term comes from the word "honky-tonk", which was used as early as 1875 in reference to wild saloons in the Old West. Patrons of such disreputable establishments were referred to as "honkies", not intended as a racial slur but still a disparaging term.
3. "honkie" is a variation of "hunky" and "bohunk", derogatory terms for Hungarian, Bohemian, and Polish immigrant factory workers and hard laborers in the early 1900's. African-Americans began to use the word in reference to all whites regardless of specific nation of origin.
also apelled "honky".
honkie by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004