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honkshoo 

A Canadian sleep gnome in folklore. The creature is told to carry a child to good or bad dreams depending on certain aspects, such as going to bed on time and brushing their teeth.
“Wash your face before bed, or the Honkshoo will cause you nightmares!”
honkshoo by SmudgeSpin January 9, 2021
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1.Refers to the noise made when you are sleeping or as in a cartoon character sleeping. This word is said when you become impatient with someone or something meaning you are "sleeping" because they/it is taking way longer than you are willing to wait and you fell "alseep" while in waiting.
2. Essentially means HURRY UP
HONK SHOE BROHAM!! The concert starts in 10 minutes and you are still getting dressed!?
Honk Shoe by 90 Dollar Free Tan January 22, 2009

honk-shoe 

Refers to a movie so boring it makes you fall asleep. "Honk-shoe" is an onomatopoeic term for snoring. It was first introduced by Tom Servo in the MST3K episode Killer Shrews.
"Stargate was a real honk-shoe."
honk-shoe by Jacob Oost October 20, 2007

Honk-Shoe 

to take a nap or go to sleep. The sound you make when you snore.... Honk Shshoe Honk Sh shoeeeee
I am going to go and take a honk-shoe.
Honk-Shoe by Colorado Willy August 19, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026