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Duke of Hoboken

1. JK is the current Duke of Hoboken. He is a self selected Big Boy. He has a history of stellar academic performance and significant athletic achievements.

2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.

3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.

4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.

5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.

6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.
The Duke of Hoboken went into Liberty bar last night after eating at Zylo.
Duke of Hoboken by Mike Dead Mike August 22, 2011

Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality 

Verb; The act of having sex with a dead animal of your same gender, while it is being electricuted, in water, to the point that is catches fire.
Hey that sick bastard is into Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality, you can tell by his smell and the constant puddles he's leaving.

Hobosexual 

Someone who enters relationship so they are no longer homeless.
Yo boy Dee Lover is baddest hobosexual ever met girl and the same night he moved in her apartment.
Hobosexual by Klover324 July 24, 2019
A hobo that is a woman.

The hoboess gives birth to a hoboett
Peter: WHOAH IS THAT A HOBO!?

Steve: Nope, thats a lady hobo, a hoboess.

Peter: Ooooh, I see now.
hoboess by Big Pig June 14, 2005
A small semi-permanent shanty like structure that is occupied by a or several hobos.
I wonder where that hobo found the corrugated aluminum for the roof of that fine hobode.
hobode by edaer March 8, 2010
Hoonean - Derives from the two words Hoon and Ean. Which are both gibberish.

The point of this word is to confuse people by randomly saying it.
Joe: Do you know where the cat went?
John: Hoonean.
Hoonean by JMS FANPAGE June 26, 2021