Heinie belly 

When a very large man or woman has a belly that hangs over their crotch, and it splits from the seam of their pants causing it to look like a heinie.

That woman shouldn't have worn those small sweatpants, she has a major heinie belly.

Heinie belly by Gobble Hoff February 9, 2010

heinz heinie 

What the evil scientist in Phineas and Ferb calls his burnt bottom, e.g. rear end.

Ah! My heinz heinie!

heinz heinie by Johnsina J. Cena March 15, 2017

heinerscheid 

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process

Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers

heinerscheid by TylerGi April 19, 2023

heiniesight 

A small child’s term for hindsight.

I get all that now in heiniesight, Mama!

heiniesight by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020

Heinekin farts 

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.

Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.

Heinekin farts by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

hinie flu 

H1N1 flu, either the virus or the illness.

She's got the hinie flu. Fever, coughs, the runs, everything.

hinie flu by tmu November 11, 2009

Heinerscheided 

Destroying your reputation while costing your employer billions by completely failing your assignment and doing the worst possible thing you could ever do, thus forcing you to delete all social media and crawl under a rock to hide from the backlash.

“She Heinerscheided her career and was forced to change her name, get plastic surgery, and leave the country forever”

Heinerscheided by AwdSleeper April 23, 2023