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The Hague Plague 

A reference to the consistent cycle of sickness after returning from the The Hague International Model United Nations conference in the The Hague, Netherlands. The Hague Plague takes many forms (it varies from year-to-year), but it mostly entails stuffy nose, coughing, trouble sleeping, throat soreness, and a general feeling of internal death. While used by many of the delegates after THIMUN, it is mostly used by the schools from the United States.
Kristin got the Hague Plague.

Trace missed a week of school after getting the Hague Plague.

Kaelie missed ten quizzes and three tests because of the Hague Plague.
The Hague Plague by Soccergy February 10, 2020
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The act of being arraigned and/or detained by a War Crimes Tribunal in The Hague.
The International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia Hague'd Milosevic's fat ass.
Hague'd by Johnny Pseudonym April 20, 2008
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The origin of the name Hagun is from a lesser known Greek god That represents all chubby white boys. Although there buttholes are prone to anal fissures. He’s usually the bosses little bitch but at the same time the boss sucks him off and swallows. Hagun is overall a decent guy considering on a daily basis he forgets his tiny dick is in his belly and balls between the legs thus convincing himself he is a women and that is where his anal fissures come from. “That’s hot” ps Hagun’s are the best plumbers of the world.
It’s so cold my dick is hiding in my belly, Call me Hagun.
Hagun by Jerbearsupercool March 19, 2021
A handsome man born from the depths of the jungle, although he was probably raised by monkeys and wolves he is a very sweet man. When his head is not all the way up his ass he can be generous and charming. He is a great dancer and had the body of an ox that you wanna fuck. Too bad he’s an ace
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Yes! They call him big dick Stanton!”
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