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Hannitized 

Rhymes with sanitized. A benevolent and enjoyable form of brainwashing resulting from watching Sean Hannity on Fox News Channel or listening on the radio.
Just listen to Sean Hannity on WFLL a few times and you'll be Hannitized.

Hanitizer 

An alternative word for hand sanitizer that makes its purpose clear.
Dash, you just pet the dog. Don’t forget to use the hanitizer before you eat!
Hanitizer by swarthmoredoc June 4, 2023

Hannitized 

V. To Hannitize...
- Bringing around a change towards conservatism.

- to indoctrinate someon to the conservative way of thinking

To be Hannitized
We spent some time with our relatives and Hannitzed them. They are now voting Republican!
Hannitized by Dashing Dasher December 24, 2004

hanitizer 

Pass me the hanitizer please.
hanitizer by turbofinch December 29, 2010

hannitized 

(verb) To clean up a messy situation with a softball interview, typically conducted by Sean Hannity.
Palin got hannitized after she insighted violence. It happened to be an exclusive interview.
hannitized by Weigal January 17, 2011

Hannitized for your Protection 

When Sean Hannity scrubs and disinfects truth from current events so you can view them the way Fox "News" wants you to, liberated from facts or nuance or context and common sense, reports of these events are said to be “Hannitized for your Protection”.
I was watching the CNN report on the war in Libya and realized it had been Hannitized for your Protection.