market gardening 

The practice of Rocket Jumping, and then proceeding to kill a player while in-air using the Market Gardener in Team Fortress 2.

Hightower isn't played for Payload Race, tis the land of the market gardening soldiers!

market gardening by CloneTrooper1019 September 22, 2016

Gardening 

When your grandma is sitting in the house but you have a strong urge to suck your mans dick.

Grandma were gonna do some gardening

Gardening by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

Social gardening 

The act of removing someone from your contacts list on a social networking site, your phone or email contact list.

Wow, I'm really sick of all these social vampires who always ask me to help them, but never return the favor. I think it's time to do a little social gardening.

Social gardening by Captain Underpants III January 5, 2011

Gardening Tool 

a dirty untidy person; someone who leads you to believe something that is not true.

syn. prostitute, harlow, tramp, deceiver

These girls are such gardening tools.

Gardening Tool by TYJE September 8, 2010

gardening trip 

To trim or shave ones pubic hair.
Gardening trips are recommended quite frequently.

Bro 1: Hey man when's the last time you went on gardening trip?
Bro 2: About a week ago

gardening trip by Brotip January 6, 2016

Gardening-Krueger Effect 

The nightmare situation where a gardener cuts away at plants, killing them, convinced they know what's a weed and what's not, but they really have no clue, and don't even know that they don't know!

Note: This is a combination of gardening, the Dunning-Kruger effect which is when someone is ignorant about their own lack of knowledge so they don't even know what that don't know but think they know it all, and the Nightmare on Elm Street films featuring Freddy Krueger who kills people in their nightmare .

The garden was decimated by that idiot gardener who obviously suffers from the Gardening-Krueger Effect.

Why are all the tomato plants chopped up dead on the ground?

'Cuz that dude is a classic case of the Gardening-Krueger Effect in action.

Gardening-Krueger Effect by NeologianPJG April 28, 2021

Hobit Gardening 

The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.

Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'

Hobit Gardening by twanggah March 18, 2010