5 definitions by Captain Underpants III

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The inability to have a conversation without making some sort of hyperbolic statement.
Dan can't help from adding hyperbole to every conversation. Don't you know he has hyperbulimia? He just can't stop making wild statements.
by Captain Underpants III January 10, 2015
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The act of grabbing your nutsack through your open fly and extending the loose skin into a rough square shape with thumbs and index fingers from both hands and then posing for a picture with someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Dammit! I just got logged onto Facebook and Kyle posted pictures where he Rocky the flying squirrel'ed me.
by Captain Underpants III January 04, 2011
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The act of removing someone from your contacts list on a social networking site, your phone or email contact list.
Wow, I'm really sick of all these social vampires who always ask me to help them, but never return the favor. I think it's time to do a little social gardening.
by Captain Underpants III January 04, 2011
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A dumper rusher is a someone who attempts to pursue anal sex the first time they have sex with someone.
OMG...we were having some really hot sex in the shower after our date and then he tried to do me in my backdoor. Watch out for him, he's a dumper rusher.
by Captain Underpants III January 05, 2011
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The aqcuisition of a phishing scam that posts on a friends social network advertising some amazing thing but after you click the links, posts spam to your homepage and sends your personal info to a third party.
I was on Facebook and this APP posted on Jenny's page that said you could see who had viewed you profile, but it turned out to be a scam. I feel dirty like I caught a case of digital crabs.
by Captain Underpants III January 21, 2011
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