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Black Mesa Research Facility 

A badass research facility located in New Mexico. After a cataclysmic disaster in Sector C, Gordon Freeman is left to fight off retarded zombie alien things and other creatures. The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (HECU) is sent in to kill anything and everything remaining, while the Black Ops are sent in to arm a nuclear device. This event leads to the Seven Hour War, which destroys most of the world's population, and leads to the events in Half-Life 2.
The Black Mesa Research Facility is boring. Fuck I guess I'll go work for Aperture Science.

Correctional facility

A Correctional facility is a nicer term for the public for a prison.
Welcome, to a Correctional facility, human wastebag!!!
Correctional facility by Hankscolts November 27, 2011

sexual fluidity 

Defining yourself as one sexuality, but not limiting yourself to the options and choices of others if presented
Josh Hutcherson on his sexual fluidity : “Maybe I could say right now I’m 100% straight. But who knows? In a f**king year, I could meet a guy and be like, Whoa, I’m attracted to this person.”
sexual fluidity by idrcnia October 14, 2013

Flacidix 

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.
Hey dude have you seen my Flacidix, my boner is out of control.
Flacidix by Dickjackman August 11, 2007

NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER
NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

Spontaneous Flaccidity

What happens when a man is lured into a hookup with Bob Seger's Night Moves, and thusly has an erection only to be surprised when the song is changed, midway, to any Don Henley Song. Instant loss of erection.
I was at that chicks house working on our night moves until Don Henley came on, it was spontaneous flaccidity.