FIF 

To play a game of FIFA.

You're a wanker mate. Let's FIF and ill show you who is the wanker.

FIF by Pratikthefreak December 16, 2016

FIF 

Stands for " Friend I'd Fuck"

"damn Lexi wanna be my FIF"

FIF by Dickman42069 January 25, 2022

fif 

A way of shortening the band name "Five Iron Frenzy"

"I saw the fif show last night, it was nuts!"

fif by natté April 19, 2005

FIF 

Short for "Fake Internet Friend"

Bob: "Where were you last night?"

Carol: "I was talking to Alice"

Bob: "You stood me up for a FIF?"

FIF by timbora October 19, 2009

Fif 

Typical Marijuana

Man, you got anything good?
Yeah, I got some bomb fif.

Fif by Pseudonymtime October 15, 2010

FIF 

When you count to five, you dont say, 1,2,3,4,5. You say, one,two,three,for, fiffffffffffffffff. So you plead the FIF Amendment. Or you will be home October FIFFFFF.

one, two, three, four, fiffffffffffffffffffff

FIF by Ryan Stryker December 3, 2007

FIF 

Fungus Infested Freak, one who rips out their hair, scalp becomes overridden with Ring Worm and Lice. Infected individual loses aprox. 50 I.Q. points. Busts ass as much as possible. Thrives off of fecal matter.

Guy walks down the street, witnesses an individual rolling around in the mud ripping out their hair, screaming and ranting about how they did'nt get their pony for christmas as a kid.

Guy: "Man what the fuck is your problem you FIF?!"
FIF: "BONACA DELPHOCKA!"

FIF by Doc Roc May 21, 2008