FIF

Fuck it it's Friday

Your friend offers you one more glass of wine on a Friday evening. You know you shouldn't but FIF (Fuck it, it's Friday).

by JohnnyQuestisgay November 12, 2011

FIF

Stands for " Friend I'd Fuck"

"damn Lexi wanna be my FIF"

by Dickman42069 January 25, 2022

FIF

To play a game of FIFA.

You're a wanker mate. Let's FIF and ill show you who is the wanker.

by Pratikthefreak December 17, 2016

FIF

Short for "Fake Internet Friend"

Bob: "Where were you last night?"

Carol: "I was talking to Alice"

Bob: "You stood me up for a FIF?"

by timbora October 19, 2009

FIF

When you count to five, you dont say, 1,2,3,4,5. You say, one,two,three,for, fiffffffffffffffff. So you plead the FIF Amendment. Or you will be home October FIFFFFF.

one, two, three, four, fiffffffffffffffffffff

by Ryan Stryker November 10, 2007

FIF

Fungus Infested Freak, one who rips out their hair, scalp becomes overridden with Ring Worm and Lice. Infected individual loses aprox. 50 I.Q. points. Busts ass as much as possible. Thrives off of fecal matter.

Guy walks down the street, witnesses an individual rolling around in the mud ripping out their hair, screaming and ranting about how they did'nt get their pony for christmas as a kid.

Guy: "Man what the fuck is your problem you FIF?!"
FIF: "BONACA DELPHOCKA!"

by Doc Roc May 21, 2008

FIF

(feef)

-verb, noun

1. The act of playing any FIFA videogame in an extremely competitive manner while drinking excessively.

2. A social event between friends which usually ends up with a lot of frustration, yelling, cursing, and extremely painful physical contact with the opponent's genitalia.



-Past tense
FIFed

"Hey! After work you want to come over and FIF?"
"Last night I killed Conor in FIF."
"THAT'S IT! IF YOU HIT MY NUTS ONE MORE TIME IM NEVER FIFING WITH YOU AGAIN!"

by Justin Falq March 27, 2009