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casterbator 

1. the stimulation of ones own ego for self gratifiacation via a wecast

2. one who is a narcissistic (and possibly an exhibitionist) fucktard that desperately engages in the activity of lifecasting

verb form of one who casterbates
Aaron- Did you see that jerk off life casting on Justin TV last night?

Mike- Yeah, he was a total casterbator.
casterbator by DL33t! September 8, 2009
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masterbatory scheming 

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
masterbatory scheming by Hylindar September 2, 2014

masterbator 

A person who is a 3rd degree black belt in the art of masturbation. A masterbator doesn't need physical stimulation all he needs is meditation to be able to complete his task.
Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.

Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.

Yak: That's right I am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.
masterbator by DickDonalds1/4pounder December 16, 2009

masterbatorium 

A place of masterbation. Usually a private confined space makes the best masterbatorium.
That shed would make a great masterbatorium!
masterbatorium by likemikexxiii October 25, 2005

masterbatory 

1. adj. used when someone is hot enough to jank to.

2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet] used for masterbatory sessions.

3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.
1. Holy shit, I met Kristen's little sis last week, girl is fully masterbatory!

2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.
masterbatory by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

rasterbator 

A popular website and computer program that enlarges images and exports them to a PDF, which you can print out, tape together, and hang up like a poster.
Meloncat? Pop it into the rasterbator and hang it up on that doorway!
rasterbator by PhoenixJ October 23, 2005

Fasterbate 

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously
How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate
Fasterbate by KayG May 17, 2015