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masterbatorium 

A confined space used for masterbation. A masterbatorium will sometimes have pictures of naked bodies hanging on the walls for visual stimulation. Those little rooms in the porn store that you stick quarters in, those are masterbatoriums. A masterbatorium will generally smell of lotion or crusted semen. You get a feeling of filth when you walk into a masterbatorium.
The guy who lived below me had his room completely wallpapered with centerfolds of Playboy Playmates, this was obviosly a masterbatorium.
masterbatorium by Russ Buss April 8, 2006

rasterbator 

The Rasterbator is a web service which creates huge, rasterized images from any picture. The rasterized images can be printed and assembled into extremely cool looking posters up to 20 meters in size.
The origonal definition for rasterbator was completly wrong, so I stole the one off the official site... google... duh
rasterbator by CSB November 4, 2005

Gasterbatorium 

1) A designated room where one retreats to flatulate in private or with a group. (See hot box)
2)An area that smells of farts.
A)I'll meet you in the gasterbatorium around 8pm, don't be late!!!!
B)No man, not in my car!!!Now it smells like a gasterbatorium up in this bitch.
C)Are you looking for the newspaper, I think I left it in the gasterbatorium.
Gasterbatorium by Bean Von Cool February 21, 2008

masterbatory scheming 

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
masterbatory scheming by Hylindar September 2, 2014

cliterbator 

Derives from CLITORIS and MASTERBATOR. To sexually stimulate the clitoris to orgasm.
You may think you're a real studly cunt-fucker, but, unless you learn to be a cliterbator, the chicks will never chase after you.
cliterbator by Denise Powers November 22, 2006

Castrator 

(N) A female, so unfathomly ugly in appearance, she causes the immediate decay of the testicles of any man within sight. The Testicles fall away, never to be seen again...
On a scale from 1-to-10, that "girl" was a ZERO. Seriously, I have Zero nads after seeing that Castrator!
Castrator by Cpt. Curd September 7, 2008