Fartnership

A unification of individuals, usually taking place in a restroom or similar facility, wherein said individuals engage in flatulence that is clearly noticeable to those entering the restroom at a later date.

"Dude, what's going on with the bathroom on the fifth floor? It's really disgusting."

"Actually, I think some fartnership meetings were held in the 5th and 6th floor men's bathrooms today. I noticed that they left some of their materials there, though.."

See also Nasca v. GC Services Ltd. Fartnership, No. 01CIV10127, 2002 WL 31040647 (S.D.N.Y. Sep. 12, 2002).

Fartnership by ICBLs April 22, 2010

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fastness

Moron-speak for the word "speed".

"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"

fastness by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

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fartners

Either of two persons who instance on farting in front of each other.
One of two persons who join up together to fart in inappropriate settings.
Either of two person who share an intimate relationship and think it's funny beyond belief to out do each other by farting incessantly.

Mary and John are not only married but fartners in crime. Have you ever stayed at their home?
Don't go to dinner with Bob and Gerry. They are fartners true and true and public displays are their MO.

fartners by Ladyomygod September 7, 2013

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Faxiness

A certain way of being both useless and also necessary.

A continually flaky and suspect demeanour.
A way of being untrustworthy and hard to pin down.

Gad we got that meeting time and place sorted out without some ongoing faxiness

Faxiness by Pigbrick November 14, 2016