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one eyeing it 

When someone is so drunk they shut one eye, leaving the other eye to focus in on what theyre doing.
P: how much has jim had to drink?

Eric: 3 Cocaine in the Veins..why?

P: watch him text..hes one eyeing it
one eyeing it by Perrotta December 17, 2008

One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.
Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
One-Eyeing by KevJo October 13, 2009

Brown-eyeing 

Normally done after being chastised; it is the act of dropping your trousers and pants, spreading wide your ass cheeks and saying "Tell it to the eye". An alternative is to "talk to the arse".
After a robust reprimand, for urinating in the sink, Jeremy dropped his trousers and parted his cheeks - requesting his mother to "talk to the eye".
Later that evening, she told his father that Jeremy had been "brown-eyeing again".
Brown-eyeing by mungingjack August 9, 2015

bi-eyeing 

Checking out someone of the same sex even though you're definitely not gay nor bisexual.
Female: the other day at the gym i saw a girl that was gorgeous and she had this AMAZING ass and i waited in the locker room for an extra 5 minutes hoping i would just "run into" her
Male: Wait, you're a lesbian?
Female: Nope, it was just absolutely perfect, no joke. I didn't even want to hit on her, i just wanted to tell her how beautiful alllll that was.
Male: Ah, so you were bi-eyeing her!
Female: EXACTLY!
bi-eyeing by ValleyBreezer November 8, 2019

side eyeing 

The action of a side eye
That girl over there was side eyeing me.
side eyeing by Ryanlazz May 16, 2018

goggle eyeing 

When a male places both of his testis on top of a male/female's (depends on preference) eyes covering them much like a pair of goggles.

Dude, my sister was asleep last night and I gave her a goggle eyeing.

My girlfriend loves a good google eyeing !
goggle eyeing by Paul Mercer June 26, 2008