Dutchess County 

A county in New York State. Dutchess is 50-60% upstate, and was previously was fluently Republican. Many lawsuits have turned Dutchess County more purple, it still leans red. The City of Poughkeepsie is the county seat.

People from communities around Dutchess County have been known to be warm-hearted, really sweet, some even walk with a smile on their face. However, they are VERY cliquey in most cases. Bear in mind it's a place like anywhere else. Drugs are common in bad areas of Dutchess and it's cities more specifically. Marijuana is a so common in Beacon the name Tree City was given.

This county lacks Special Education support expect for the City of Beacon's schools, so beware about sending your kids to Dutchess counties crappy schools, that's not biased, look it up.

Many areas have been known to deny jobs to those with disabilities. Poughkeepsie is the only known exception to this racism. The county executor is a republican as of April 24 2010. He's on his 4th or 5th term!

Dutchess is the type of county in which one needs to research very carefully before moving to.

Person, A: I'm moving to Dutchess County
Orange County NY Resident: Oh, alright, I'm not really too familiar with that county, but it seems alright.

Dutchess County by VanillaCoffee April 24, 2010

dutchess oven 

when a black bitch queefs under the covers and tries to stink out her man

last night rywanda queefed up somethin nasty, and she got dirty wit it and gave me a dutchess oven

dutchess oven by churrpn December 17, 2010

Dutchess Hayley of Sweetheart America 

She is considered to be one of the most beautiful women to have ever walked the earth .

She's kind funny flirty and extremely compassionate towards others.

The kinda woman that makes you want to get on your knees and thank god that your a man.

Person 1 . Oh dam look at that woman in the white dress !!

Person 2. That's not a woman thats Dutchess Hayley of Sweetheart America she is a Regal and kind OLDERWOMAN

1. Why did you yell olderwoman bro im right here?!?

2. The legend goes that if she hears "olderwoman" or " goodgirl" she will gift you with a smile that could melt butter.

Dutchess Hayley of Sweetheart America by Definitely. NOT. REAPER April 5, 2023

dutchess community college 

Commonly reffered to as 13th grade Dutchess Community college is a last resort school for the occupants of the Hudson Valley. With the states lowest tuition this school is full of outcasts and rednecks. Though all the poor drunk sluts from highschool can be found here. Score!

I'm 46 and have no job but I'll sign up for school at Dutchess Community college so I can talk to young girls.

dutchess community college by John Kochay March 29, 2007

dutchess of brussels

When someone does something seemingly "rich" or "pretentious" regularly and unironically.

1- " Hey man you want to come over my place and play fnaf , no one's home but the housekeeper".
2- " 'housekeeper?' What are you the Dutchess of Brussels".

dutchess of brussels by Shrekker scetch May 27, 2016

Dutchess of the South

When a girl is giving you great head under the covers, u dutch oven her and she finishes without checking up.

And the Dutchess of the South award goes to Mary....I don't see how she's still breathing.

Dutchess of the South by FruitOfTheLoin February 2, 2022

Dutchess County Sunshine

When US Congressman Marc Molinaro uses his Dutchess County charm to blow smoke up his constituents' asses yet sells it as sunshine.

Marc Molinaro Facebook is filled with Dutchess County Sunshine!

Dutchess County Sunshine by amaurot January 10, 2023