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Take a Dick Smith

Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities. Taking the easy way out.
Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.

Applications-

1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"
Take a Dick Smith by T.M. Zappa February 26, 2014

dickmitized 

To be so hypnotized by (or obsessed with) a guy's dick that a girl/guy will let them do crazy things and they think nothing is wrong with it
Jill got so dickmitized by that unemployed guy who smokes pot and sleeps on the beach that she let him borrow her car for a month and he drove it into the ocean.
dickmitized by Mr. Cynical DC August 1, 2010

dickshit 

dickshit one who is a dickhead and a piece of shit when calling someone a dickhead or a piece of shit want do you blurt out dickshit
my neighbor is a such a dickshit for letting his dogs crap in my yard and refuses to clean it up
dickshit by bluebear April 26, 2020

Dickshitwhore 

Means a girl who gets boned in the ass without a rubber, then sucks the dudes poopdick.
courtney love is a dickshitwhore
a lot of girls who go to my high school are also dickshitwhores
Dickshitwhore by btsmpwidm October 20, 2009

dickwithdrawl 

A medical condition in which a woman experiences a multitude of symptoms such as irrational behavior, mood swings, foggy memory, irritability, depression, bipolar disorder, insomnia due to the lack of cock. Cures include sucking, stroking, fucking a cock near her.
Dickwithdrawl when a girl or woman needs to suck a cock or fuck one before she starts showing, memory loss, anger, or insonmia.

Dickmitt 

A dickmitt is someone who is used only as an instrument of oral sex. Typically refers to a girlfriend or female that people know is only being used for sex as she is either not brilliant or not beautiful. It is a derogatory reference or used to insult a male about his significant other.
It's strange that Mark gets so worked up when we discuss His dickmitt! It's not like he'll admit to being in a relationship with Katie!

"Where's Joel?" "oh he left to get blown by his dickmitt Lisa"
Dickmitt by TLU November 12, 2011