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cuntstomer

A person or persons coming to eat at a restaurant without booking or trying to change the menu for their bullshit intolerance's
The cuntstomer wants to order a gluten free pancake.

Just had a table of 15 cuntstomers walk in
cuntstomer by 187chef May 16, 2016

Cuntstomer

The occasional customer that doesn’t pay attention to the information they are given to allow for a simple and easy transaction. Instead, they hear only what is convenient for them and fly off the handle when things don’t go exactly how they intended.
“This cuntstomer is lighting up my phone and complaining that her furniture set isn’t in stock when I told her it would be a week and a half.”

“If this cuntstomer that adds 5 shots of espresso to her Frappuccino keeps bitching about it being too soupy, I’ll quit!”
Cuntstomer by Salesslueth84 May 14, 2018

cuntstomer

the people slave-laboring at these electronic cesspools
the CUNTSTOMER SERVICE here sucks!
cuntstomer by s0lipsist September 12, 2006

cuntstomer

Bitchy customers that have ridiculous expectations when returning merchandise that has clearly been used for an extended period of time without a receipt or tags for no good reason other than they are broke and need money.
In retail: "The customer is always right," except when they are a cuntstomer.
cuntstomer by - fatbagder April 28, 2016

cuntstomer

A customer who acts like a real cunt.
"Did you hear that lady chew me out because she had to wait in line for 10 minutes? She's a cuntstomer if I ever met one."
cuntstomer by grimm23 January 30, 2022

Cuntstomer

It's when a Karen is a complaining pain in the ass customer no matter what a restaraunt or store does for them.. they would complain about winning the lottery because it wasn't enough or complain that ice wasn't cold enough.
That cuntstomer would complain ice wasn't cold enough
Cuntstomer by Paparic2000 February 12, 2022