Definitions by grimm23

Old man sex 

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.

“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”

Old man sex by grimm23 December 13, 2023

cuntstomer

A customer who acts like a real cunt.

"Did you hear that lady chew me out because she had to wait in line for 10 minutes? She's a cuntstomer if I ever met one."

cuntstomer by grimm23 January 30, 2022

Ate shit 

To fall hard, often face-first, while walking, running, or attempting to perform a stunt. Eating shit may result in injury, because this type of fall often happens too quickly for the person to put their hands out to catch themselves.

"What happened to Adam's face?"

"He ate shit on his run this morning--the sidewalks are really icy!"

Ate shit by grimm23 January 30, 2022